" Wow! I have never seen a car with windows that open that way."
" These hamburgers and hot dogs aren't going to cook themselves."
"My dog likes cat turds , Farm -to- table"
"There's something weird on the internet." -10 year old Webelo Logan - 2019 Yurt camp
"I dont want to get weirdish." -Liam , 2018 Cloudsplitter trip
"Just go slow fast." -Ben W , 2018 Cloudsplitter trip
[Preping to go rock climbing]:
"I'm not emotionally ready."
-Liam , 2018 Cloudsplitter trip
[Preping to go into the cave]:
Randy: See if your dad needs help.
Jeramiah: I don't have to help him, he's my dad.
[Standing in chow line, scouts are looking at the names on the back of the chairs on the front porch]:
scout: Greg Chase....who's he?
Randy: He's our committee chair.
scout: Is he still alive?
"The Internet, it's a crazy thing." --Bo , 2018 summer camp
"Dog....Return to post!" -- Honor Guard Caller, 2018 summer camp when Taco (the dog) was on the field during flag lowering.
"OPEN THE ROPE BOX!" ---ALL 2016 summer camp
[after giving orders to scouts]: It's easier when you yell a little bit. --Liam ,RRG Apr 2018
"No, I'm not even listening to you." --James M , RRG Apr 2018
"Body , body." --various 2016 Peterloon
So, how did u sleep
Ok, but I don't know about my tent mate.
mom: Who was your tent mate?
Scout: A wolf spider
--- unknown , 2016 summer camp
[kid wakes up, walks over to the crowd]
"You should pee. It feels great." --Gabe Battle of Richmond 2017
[Caving] is like hiking, only harder. -Liam cave trip 2016
I wish people would poop like dogs do. -webelo scout 2016