[Preping to go into the cave]:

randy: See if your dad needs help.

Jeramiah: I don't have to help him, he's my dad.

2018 Climax Cave trip


[Standing in chow line, scouts are looking at the names on the back of the chairs on the front porch]:

scout: Greg Chase....who's he?

Randy: He's our committee chair.

scout: Is he still alive?

-2018 summer camp

"The Internet, it's a crazy thing."  --Bo   ,  2018 summer camp

"Dog....Return to post!"   -- Honor Guard Caller,  2018 summer camp when Taco was on the field during flag lowering.

"OPEN THE ROPE BOX!"  ---ALL   2016 summer camp

[giving orders to scouts]:  It's easier when you yell a little bit.  --Liam ,RRG Apr 2018

"No, I'm not even listening to you."  --James M  , RRG Apr 2018


"Body , body."   --various 2016  Peterloon

mom: So, how did u sleep

Scout: Ok, but I don't know about my tent mate.

mom:  Who was your tent mate?

Scout: A wolf spider

        --- unknown  , 2016 summer camp


[kid wakes up, walks over to the crowd]  

"You should pee.  It feels great."    --Gabe   Battle of Richmond 2017


[Caving] is like hiking, only harder.   -Liam   cave trip 2016


I wish people would poop like dogs do.   -webelo scout  2016